Tweeted this, thought it was way funnier than anyone else did.
Then Guster saw the tweet and immediately recognized how genius my idea was.
Now that myself and Guster have committed to this revolutionary project, we just need the help of one more man. As if billions of dollars aren’t good enough motivation, Guster decided to sweeten the pot.
Free pasta from one of the world’s most respected Italian bistros. God damn this is getting good.
Holy shit, a 4th party throws their marinara-stained hat into the ring! Olive Garden has pledged herself to the musical revolution! Don’t mess this up for us Busta Rhymes, you fast-talking motherjumper.
Not sure what this means, but I can’t help but sense a hint of eroticism.